
1 - Get a manger scene with 12 pieces. If you live near sneak one piece a day to your grandchildren with a bible verse attached. If you live far away, mail all twelve pieces, wrapped with the instructions to open one each day.
2 - Fill a sack with Christmas stories and an object that matches each story. Seal in individual sacks to be opened one at a time each day during the 12 days before Christmas.
3 - Send an e-mail with a fun story or recipe or activity to all your grandchildren.
4 - If you have enough free time, do an act of service each day for someone 12 days before Christmas. Can be one person or 12 diffferent ones. A few ideas: Make cookies and share with someone. Share a story with someone. Shovel the walk for someone if health permits.
Here are some silly Christmas Jokes and Songs to use in your 12 Days of Christmas Projects:Carols and JokesName That Carol!
The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas Carols. If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking!Have fun!!
Quadruped with crimson proboscis___ _________ ___
5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise_______ _________ ___
Miniscule hamlet in the far east ____________ ______
Ancient benevolent despot ____________ _________ _
Adorn the vestibule ____________ _________ ______
Exuberance directed to the planet ____________ ____
Listen, aerial spirits harmonizin _________________
Monarchial trio ____________ ___________________
Yonder in the haystack ____________ _________ ____
Assemble, everyone who believes ____________ _____
Hallowed post meridian ____________ _________ ____
Fantasies of a colorless December 25th ____________ _
Tin tintinnabulums ____________ _________ _______
A dozen 24-hour yule periods ____________ ________
Befell during the transparent bewitching hour ______
Homo sapien of crystallized vapor ____________ ____
I merely desire a pair of incisors ____________ ______
I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red__
Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy ____
Aloft on the acme of the abode ____________ _________
Quadruped with crimson proboscis —Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise — Silent Night
Miniscule hamlet in the far east — O Little Town of Bethlehem
Ancient benevolent despot — Good King Wenceslas (or some believe in Jolly Old St. Nicholas)Adorn the vestibule —Deck the Halls
Exuberance directed to the planet — Joy to the World
Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing — Hark the Herald Angels
SingMonarchial trio — We Three KingsY
onder in the haystack — Away in a Manger
Assemble, everyone who believes — Come All Ye Faithful
Hallowed post meridian — O Holy Night
Fantasies of a colorless December 25th — I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
Tin tintinnabulums — Silver Bells
A dozen 24-hour Yule periods — The Twelve Days of Christmas
Befell during the transparent bewitching hour — It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
Homo sapien of crystallized vapor — Frosty the Snowman
I merely desire a pair of incisors — All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red — I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy — Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
Aloft on the acme of the abode — Up on the Rooftop
Results:
15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!
10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!
5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?
1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!
Silly Chirstmas Jokes for your Family Parites or Anytime~
What’s white and goes up?A confused snowflake!
What do you call an old snowman?Water!
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?Freeze a jolly good fellow
What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?A snowman on a zebra crossing!
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?Santa caught in a revolving door!
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?Santa walking backwards!Knock knock!
Who’s there?Snow.Snow who?Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas one has no L (noel)!
What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?The letter D!
Why is it always cold at Christmas?Because it’s inDecemberrrr!
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?Silent Night!
What’s impossible to overtake at Christmas?The three wide men!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite!
Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?D eep and crisp and even!
What carol is heard in the dessert? Camel ye fathful!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws!
What is Santa’s dog called? Santa Paws!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?Santa Clues!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit? Crisp Cringle!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? A merry Christmas to ewe!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither, candles always burn shorter!
Why are turkeys wiser than chickens? Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas? He got 12 months!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?Claustrophobic!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles!
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum – you can’t beat it!